My dearest Tay Tay,
Girl, thank you so much for sending me the new album. I knew you were trouble, PREACH. I guess you remembered me telling you about that one guy.....sorry I didn't listen to you. I know as my bff4l you were just looking out for me, but he was SO cute. Ugh. Next time I'll listen.
Enough about me, how are you? I saw you and Harry broke up, what did he do this time? I said I wouldn't say I told you so, but I speaketh thou thusly. I know you're tired of men in their thirties (think about what they were doing when you were eight) but what are you doing with teeny boppers?! I can see you rolling your eyes right now. I know I like younger guys two, but I keep it to two years younger, max three if they are the president of something or a prince or in a band. We want our men to be able to buy us a drink, not asking us to sneak them a six pack. And NO I am not jealous that you dated someone from 1D and I haen't, I'm not tryna get death threats world wide. Maybe, I am still a little mad at you for never jumping on Zac when you had a chance. Or the fact you never hooked me up! I know you'll make it up to me later, just don't kiss them first. :P
Anyway girl, I'm worried about you. You need a break from all of this crazy dating. We need a girl's week. And don't worry about Tina and Amy, you KNOW they were joking. You know I love you, but you have to write about different things if you want people to stop talking about your love life. They are just jealous of you, betch. Or at least jealous that you dated Jake. Why did that end again? Those are sloppy seconds I'll gladly take. (Just don't write about me please, I have a blog ;) )
Can't wait for your tour, I better be getting tix! Love ya!
XOXO,
Your bestie.
Girl, thank you so much for sending me the new album. I knew you were trouble, PREACH. I guess you remembered me telling you about that one guy.....sorry I didn't listen to you. I know as my bff4l you were just looking out for me, but he was SO cute. Ugh. Next time I'll listen.
Enough about me, how are you? I saw you and Harry broke up, what did he do this time? I said I wouldn't say I told you so, but I speaketh thou thusly. I know you're tired of men in their thirties (think about what they were doing when you were eight) but what are you doing with teeny boppers?! I can see you rolling your eyes right now. I know I like younger guys two, but I keep it to two years younger, max three if they are the president of something or a prince or in a band. We want our men to be able to buy us a drink, not asking us to sneak them a six pack. And NO I am not jealous that you dated someone from 1D and I haen't, I'm not tryna get death threats world wide. Maybe, I am still a little mad at you for never jumping on Zac when you had a chance. Or the fact you never hooked me up! I know you'll make it up to me later, just don't kiss them first. :P
Anyway girl, I'm worried about you. You need a break from all of this crazy dating. We need a girl's week. And don't worry about Tina and Amy, you KNOW they were joking. You know I love you, but you have to write about different things if you want people to stop talking about your love life. They are just jealous of you, betch. Or at least jealous that you dated Jake. Why did that end again? Those are sloppy seconds I'll gladly take. (Just don't write about me please, I have a blog ;) )
Can't wait for your tour, I better be getting tix! Love ya!
XOXO,
Your bestie.
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