I love New Girl. It's like Taylor Swift told Zooey Deschanel about my life and that an awkward girl who likes glitter and running away from uncomfortable situations is perfect material for a TV show. Which obviously, it is. My love for this show continues to grow as Jess and Nick continue to live in increased sexual tension. Everyone can relate to that. But come on, let's be real. If this was real life, they would not be passionately kissing and still living together. Here's what really would have happened.
After discovering she was cheated on Jess moves in with Cece. After she gets sicks of living with models and being around girls who wear size 00 and don't eat, Jess starts to look for a roommate. Half-joking half-serious she says to Cece, "Look these guys are looking for a fourth. Maybe I'll just live with them!" Cece gives Jess the don't-be-an-idiot face, which Jess replies to with a sigh and saying "You're right, stranger danger is real." She then finds out that a co-worker at the school has a friend who just moved into town and is looking for a roomie and a new friend. Jess moves in with her and they make cupcakes and watch 80s movies together.
Two weeks later when Jess is still watching Dirty Dancing on repeat, Cece decides to take her out. They pick somewhere totally random and new so Jess has no fear of running into her ex or any of his friends. As soon as they walk in Jess notices that the bartender is super attractive, with the perfect amount of facial air and moodiness. Jess decides it's her job to cheer him up from whatever life problems he has and Cece decides it's her job to get Jess to sleep with him, so she encourages it. Twenty minutes of banter later, Cece leaves. Three hours later, Nick gets off work and takes Jess out for midnight breakfast. Two months later, they're officially dating. Three years later, they are married.
Cece ends up dating the guys new roommate, a former professional basketball player in America that Winston played high school ball with but got injured and can't play anymore so he sold his mansion and moved into the bro house.
Who's that Girl? Either way, the existence of Jess gives us all hope that we can be slightly annoying and still land a hottie.
After discovering she was cheated on Jess moves in with Cece. After she gets sicks of living with models and being around girls who wear size 00 and don't eat, Jess starts to look for a roommate. Half-joking half-serious she says to Cece, "Look these guys are looking for a fourth. Maybe I'll just live with them!" Cece gives Jess the don't-be-an-idiot face, which Jess replies to with a sigh and saying "You're right, stranger danger is real." She then finds out that a co-worker at the school has a friend who just moved into town and is looking for a roomie and a new friend. Jess moves in with her and they make cupcakes and watch 80s movies together.
Two weeks later when Jess is still watching Dirty Dancing on repeat, Cece decides to take her out. They pick somewhere totally random and new so Jess has no fear of running into her ex or any of his friends. As soon as they walk in Jess notices that the bartender is super attractive, with the perfect amount of facial air and moodiness. Jess decides it's her job to cheer him up from whatever life problems he has and Cece decides it's her job to get Jess to sleep with him, so she encourages it. Twenty minutes of banter later, Cece leaves. Three hours later, Nick gets off work and takes Jess out for midnight breakfast. Two months later, they're officially dating. Three years later, they are married.
Cece ends up dating the guys new roommate, a former professional basketball player in America that Winston played high school ball with but got injured and can't play anymore so he sold his mansion and moved into the bro house.
Who's that Girl? Either way, the existence of Jess gives us all hope that we can be slightly annoying and still land a hottie.
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