Friday, August 31, 2012

An Open Letter to Taylor Swift.

Dear Taylor,

I just want to personally thank you for your new jam, which is a gem at that.  Although I do not have anyone specific to sing your song to right now, it does help me get in touch with my scorned side and teenage tendencies.  Props to you for sticking it to that man, he sounds like a tool.  I’m sure your music collection is way better than his.  Tell him I said Vampire Weekend is too mainstream now, get a new indie band.  I recommend the Dodos.  They’re totes legit. 

And girl, I don’t have time for exhausting relationships either.  I’ve got too many friends and awesome things to do instead.  And guy friends who are all about blasting your hits in the car. I can totally hook you up when you get tired of talking politics at the dinner table.

xoxo,
HKizzle

P.S. JB said never say never, but sometimes it’s necessary.  I’ve got your back on that one.